#11: Fight Me
There is no greater competition than comparing your pet with someone else’s. No matter what, even if your pet objectively isn’t the cutest, there is no way that you can surrender your feelings… But, if you’re smart enough, you might figure out a way to have a database of all the cutest pets of all time, and then it won’t really matter.
This guy sneakily started a Twitter thread that would allow him to have access to a heap of cute photos of different pets. Sure, his intentions might have been slightly skewed initially, but by the end, he was honest with his plan, which landed him and everyone on the internet a pretty sweet deal.