Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner
It seems as if there’s a constant costume party going on in the New York subway, that only specific people know about! Whatever it is, at least we get to witness this craziness, and we can act as the judges of the longest, craziest and most elaborate costume contest the city has seen. If you ask us, this person (there’s absolutely no way to tell whether it’s a he or a she, but it doesn’t really matter) – takes first place.
Out of all the costumes we’ve seen so far, and we’ve seen a lot, this one is by far the weirdest. Even more so than the red, optical-illusion costume. Don’t you think? And don’t think the creepy mask he’s holding slipped our attention! As if the mask on his head isn’t creepy or strange enough, this person brought with him an extra mask, just to be on the safe side. Seriously, can someone tell me once and for all what kind of shenanigans are happening on this subway?