No More Movie Theaters for Us
Think about places where huge groups of people congregate. No, we’re not talking about church. We’re actually talking about movie theaters. Now, do you know how the seats are cushioned and how the floors are carpeted? Do you know how often the staff cleans them? Not very often, FYI.
And do you know how often they get dirtied? Every freaking time people come into the studio to watch a movie. So, what you’re actually sitting on is months of spilled Pepsi and quite possibly old bodily fluids. Still want to take your date to dinner and a movie? Try skipping the movie part and just heading back to your pad to watch Netflix. Chilling is optional.