Doesn’t say no unicycling
No shoes, no shirt, no service. You’ve probably heard that one before. What you probably haven’t seen is such a restrictive law against bicycles, rollerblades, roller skates, skateboards, and scooters. What kind of strip mall doesn’t allow living life to the extreme?

But one man apparently wasn’t taking this nonsense sitting down. Or rather, he was, but he was on a unicycle. This absolute legend was probably laughed at while he was on his first unicycle with training wheels. Now who’s laughing? This guy is, all the way down the strip mall alley.