These Extra-American Memes Depict the U.S. Perfectly

I used to have to mow our lawn growing up. Now, I got paid for it—my parents aren’t monsters—but I always hated it: mowing the lawn is hot, sweaty work that dyes your shoes green. And as I’ve gotten older, I’ve developed a sensitivity to freshly cut grass that turns me into a wheezy, teary-eyed mess after about a half-hour out there.

So I totally sympathize with anyone who might be looking desperately for a way to make mowing the lawn just slightly less terrible. So if you’ve got the crafting skills, why not make it fun? Why not make your lawn mower look like a tank? You know, besides the fact that it makes you look like a war-obsessed nut job.