Bacon toothpaste
This product seems like it somewhat misses the purpose of brushing your teeth – why would you choose to smell like bacon all day?
Much like the Nicolas Cage themed items, there are various bacon-themed unnecessary items online, from bacon scented candles, to a bacon-tasting mustache, and now this. But this is not all – if you want to make sure to keep this smell all day, you can use bacon scented gum, soap and lip balm.