Keeping it fresh
I have to admit, that this one actually quite worries me. I really hope that some of the messages he was sent were to explain to him how this was a terrible idea, rather than just laughing at him.
I’m also quite confused as to how he came to this conclusion in the first place. Is he used to feeling extremely sick every time he drinks milk? Or does his body just deal with it now? He must be so confused when he goes to other people’s houses and the milk has no lumps!