Actually, This Is A Pumpkin, Not A Gremlin
Isn’t it remarkable how some people can carve pumpkins into such works of art? As someone who was not blessed with a natural ability for carving, I can say with complete conviction that it is incredible that ordinary people are capable of creating such works of art.
If I had to guess, I’d say you haven’t yet grasped the fact that this is a pumpkin and not a gremlin. Do you understand now? Could those be a set of teeny, tiny teeth with a lot of fine detail? They look like gremlin fangs, but they’re actually just pumpkin flesh carved in that style. I’m afraid the presence of this pumpkin will drive me nuts.