The Cowboy That Went Too Far
We’re going to choose to believe that this guy just stepped out of a Christmas party and went to Walmart after his wife asked him for some extra ornaments. And this was obviously a costume party where he decided to be funny and dress as a psychopathic cowboy with lassos for shoes.
Or maybe we just have to face the fact that this man is actually insane enough to buy and wear those shoes. Maybe he’s looking for some ornaments to decorate them. They sure could use something to make them stand out.