The Whole Picture
What a creative way to engage your partner! Give them a coupon that is yet another red herring – what you see is most certainly not what you’re actually getting. For this particular coupon, the receiver thinks they’re about to redeem for one wild night of sexual escapades, but it’s actually a steaming conversation they’re in for.

Hey, perhaps stimulating conversation can, ahem, stimulate in other ways. Maybe this is what gets them going. But the joke is a funny one, indeed. Good on the giver for creating the perfect Valentine’s Day jest. Here’s hoping their impending talks are truly analytical and they lead to another act that involves the first four letters of that word…