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The Most Funny Job Listings You’ll See

December 2, 2015 by Veronica Phillips

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Now or next week?

Sometimes, companies move so quickly that they need to hire a new league of staff members immediately. The only way to grab the attention of job-seekers is to post that you’re looking for workers now. And the more nows you use, the more attention it grabs.

Case in point, this banner. There’s absolutely no way anyone can misconstrue its meaning. This company is hiring now. Now they’re hiring. If you’re interested in working for them now, give them a call now. Now’s the time to get a job now and make money now. Apply now or forever lose the opportunity. Now.

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