Maryland
People in Maryland will try to argue their accents aren’t nearly as heavy as others make it out to be. But spend five minutes there and you’re sure to need a pocket translator to get through a conversation with at least one person.
It’s impossible to escape the crustacean commotion of Maine by retreating to Maryland
But hey, if you still can’t stomach the thought of eating a bug from the sea: drench it in butter, sprinkle on some Old Bay, close your eyes, and imagine it’s a very chewy chicken tender.
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