50 People Who Only Had One Job and Still Somehow Came Out Short

Someone came across this very ominous sign stating that kids are being eaten in this area. That’s very alarming. Thankfully, we know this is probably not what the sign is meant to say. This sign really just had one job, and yet it managed to get it completely wrong.

It’s meant to say that people are eating in this area, and also, unrelated to that, there are children in this area. Therefore, people should put their dogs on a leash and clean up after themselves. There has got to be a better way to say this that doesn’t make it sound like people are eating children.