#28: Christiano Ronaldo
This outstanding record from Cristiano Ronaldo is almost too impressive to believe. It’s hard to imagine the ball even staying on his side for every minute of the game, let alone consistently in his possession and kicking into the opposing goal. Guess we know which is the better, Ronaldo.
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It’s no coincidence that this picture features rippling muscles and bulging veins. You need to be basically superhuman in order to kick ninety goals for ninety minutes. Some intelligence agencies around the world should be looking to recruit him. Or maybe he’s part of an alien race or else some sort of cyborg.