Deep-fried?
There’s no hope for this turkey. It looks like it was overcooked and burnt to a crisp. The owner must have left it in the oven for too long. At least they decided to take a photo with it afterward to try and lighten the mood!
When you find yourself in this scenario, the only logical solution is to order a pizza! Even though it’s not as traditional as turkey, it definitely beats being hungry. And we all know how terrible it would be to have to eat the turkey.