SPG – shark-propelled grenade
We didn’t want to show you this photo because of the room’s questionable color scheme. However, since we’re on it, it appears like someone’s Christmas nightmare has come true. The shark-shaped bazooka swinging over the mirror is why we’re displaying this to you.
Do we just intend to skip over the fact that it exists, as its proprietors have undoubtedly done by putting up post-it notes on it? We really wish we could read what those said. “Reminder: combat alien hordes with the superweapon.”