#6: Next Time, Use Spell Check
It is truly mindblowing to see spelling mistakes in something that is meant to be publicized. Surely, when something is going to be brought to the public, there is a process through which many people are made to check for spelling mistakes and whatnot.

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The person who wrote this was probably mocked for the rest of their journalism career for using the wrong word. As the article states, this pitcher can use both his right and left arms, making him ambidextrous, not amphibious, considering that he is not a military vehicle suitable for land and sea.