#4: Counselor Confessions
According to this next one, apparently, high school counselors know a lot more secrets and hold a lot more power than I realized. A few important lessons here: first, don’t be rude to the people who have the power to control the things that you want (it seems like that’s common sense, but sometimes common sense is not all that common).
Second, if you are trying to hide the fact that you are a crappy person, maybe you shouldn’t have had children, because they see you at your worst, and they may tell people about it. Although a better idea—and I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out—would be to have children but just not be a crappy person. See how that fixes so many problems?