A Packet Of Heinz
Blind dates can either go bad or good. This blind date seemed doomed from the very beginning. You almost feel sorry for this lady because this wasn’t her fault. From the beginning, it seems she is as decent and sweet as they come. To her absolute dismay, I imagine the man wasn’t anything she was expecting.
I would help her escape too! Ketchup King isn’t worth the time and the energy. If anything, a date that comes in on their phone for 15 minutes has already lost several points. You can imagine just how embarrassing it was to serve him after that and watch him go through all seven packs of ketchup. Ketchup King is certainly worthy of his title.