The Bozo Haircut
A haircut like this is one of the 7 deadly warning signs that you might have taken a wrong turn on the way to the Barber Shop or you ran into a buzz saw. You might also have received the gold standard of clown haircuts, known as the Bozo cut from a roommate or an angry girlfriend while you were sleeping off a bender.
Either way, you have two choices. Join the circus or apply for a job as Ronald McDonald.