If you are a fan of Squidward and also of Squid Game I am sure you have chuckled a few times when you see memes that portray a mix of both worlds. I really like this version of the pineapple under the sea. I cannot imagine Sponge Bob taking the role of the guards but who am I to judge the meme maker for taking his shape as the Squid Game guard mask shape for reference.
Patrick on the other hand has a dark side to him but he would probably get eliminated. I can envision a version of Squidward Game where Patrick decides to show his face to the players and gets eliminated because he forgot it is not allowed to do that. While Sponge Bob would be in the same scene trying to help Patrick get his mask back on before the big boss comes and eliminates him. Maybe not.