It’s a Jacruise-i!
“Jacuzzi on the cruise – not exactly what I had in mind.” Apparently, this person’s idealization of a jacuzzi is an opulent, expansive affair bereft of middle-aged dudes and elderly gentlemen. Perhaps they’re the only person in the said jacuzzi. Judging by the image below, we can see that this particular jacuzzi is a cramped space with little wiggle room.
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Maybe they also expected to be delivered martinis and margaritas on the hour every hour or plied with platters of hors d’oeuvres by waiters dressed to the nines. We all have our idealized versions of things, especially when we go on vacation. But there’s only so much square footage on the deck of a cruise ship.