We Were Wrong About Koala Puns
We were wrong. Other than koala-fied, there’s another koala-ty, there’s another koala-based pun: over-koala-fied, as in overqualified. However, one could make the argument that they’re the same thing since they come from the same root word. So, our original argument still stands: koalas are no good.
Allow us to elaborate further on why koalas are overrated. Even though there are mating seasons for koalas, male koalas will force themselves on unsuspecting females, just because. Also, koalas will knowingly urinate on people, which spreads their disgusting STIs. Also, koalas have super-tiny brains compared to their body sizes but have a huge butt-to-body ratio.