From chocolate-dipped strippers to lube-covered bosses to unpeeled bananas, it’s clear that bachelor and bachelorette parties are not for the faint of heart (or stomach). But hey, if you can survive a weekend of debauchery with your closest friends, then you can probably survive marriage… right? We compiled the craziest bachelor and bachelorette party stories that prove people will do just about anything to celebrate their upcoming nuptials. So buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions!

Raccoon Feast
Oh my goodness, that story had me in stitches! I can’t even imagine the look on that raccoon’s face when he saw what he was about to feast on. Talk about the ultimate hangover cure. But seriously, getting blackout drunk in the middle of the woods is a recipe for disaster.

I’m just glad you made it out alive, with all your limbs intact and not missing any crucial organs. And hey, at least you have a great story to tell now – although it’s pretty embarrassing. I can’t wait to hear what other wild tales you have from your bachelor/bachelorette party shenanigans.