#16: The The Mommy Wino
If you’ve been on a mommy blog or looked at decorative signs on Etsy in recent years, you’ve probably been inundated with mommy wine jokes: “The expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink” or “Mommy wines because the baby whines” or “Boxed wine is just a juice box for Mom.”
Mommy wine culture is everywhere, telling moms that drinking is the only way to cope with children, because I guess children are usually unbearable? But this is an unhealthy coping mechanism (in addition to the usual health risks associated with alcohol, did you know drinking increases the risk of post-partum depression?) and a good way to make sure you’re less present for those fleeting years when your child is young.