A Rite of Passage
“When you’re old do you automatically have to become boring?” Yes, kid. It’s written in the fine print on every contract adults must sign when they’re of age. This is why you should always read the fine print. Our jaded, dispirited personalities prevent us from being anything but boring. It’s our modus operandi.
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And that’s what you have to look forward to, kid! Perpetual boredom for the rest of your life. You’ll be in bed by nine each night and getting up at six in the morning each day to go jogging. You’ll stop consuming dairy, notably ice cream, after seven o’clock. It’s the circle of life.