Moistening Lips
Alright, your date is going just as planned. He or she has laughed at every dumb joke you told. Before the night ends, you hope to sneak in one quick smooth before they hopefully invite you in for a cup of coffee, tea, boba, or whatever it is you crazy kids invite each in for as an excuse to get it on.
If you don’t have a Chapstick or Vaseline on hand, you can use Vaseline instead. Sure, it’ll taste weird, and your date will smell it from your lips. Well, maybe you should use Vicks as a lip moistener when you’re not on a date.