The Best Fudge Comes from Uranus!
Welcome to Uranus, the fudge factory of Missouri. Don’t worry about the name, it’s just referencing one of the gigantic planets in our solar systems. You know the one we’re talking about; the one that’s covered in gas? Well, apparently, the best fudge comes from Uranus, according to Uranus, but it’s not like they’re going to promote some other fudge shop!
Yeah, get your laughs out now. In 2620, scientists are going to change the name to get rid of that immature joke once and for all. We’re pretty shocked that this conservative state allowed such a filthy, filthy joke on a billboard. Then again, it is Missouri, after all.