#17: Look on the Bright Side
At the least, the pun here is slightly more successful, and while it may be a tad insensitive, they didn’t have to get him a cake for his vasectomy at all, so I guess the sentiment is kind of nice. The only problem is the imagery that it evokes, and if I were about to get my tubes cut, it may not be so pleasant.
On the other hand, there’s pretty much no imagery that could be evoked in connection with a vasectomy that wouldn’t be at least somewhat off-putting. Hey, maybe that’s what they should’ve gotten him – an off-pudding. Wait, no, sorry. Terrible idea. Scratch that off the record. I never said it.