Pillow fights
Reading the care labels is for people with too much time on their hands, right? No-one can be bothered to make sure that the jumper you’re about to throw in the wash with the red hand towels needs to go on the delicate cycle. Generally, it is a good idea, though.
Like here. I promise you that no chickens were harmed in the making of this disaster! Rather than actual birds filling this tumble dryer, this is what happens when you pop your pillow in to “warm-up”. Firstly, who likes a warm pillow? Weird. Secondly, rather than relaxing, this person is now going to spend the whole evening plucking a dryer.