This World Ain’t Big Enough for the Two of Us
Cats have one natural enemy in this world: plants. Well, they have two, but we’ll talk about the second one in a bit. There’s nothing that irks a can more than potted plants for some reason. If you have potted plants at home, your cat won’t nibble its leaves or even do its business in the pot. It’ll knock the pot over.
And over and over and over until you decide to no longer purchase potted plants. We don’t know why cats behave this way, but we think it’s so that their owners don’t get enough oxygen. It’s an evil long-term plan that we just have to live with.