Ellen DeGeneres: Vague Sense
I kind of have to wonder how up to date this person is; didn’t it all come out a long time ago that Ellen treats her staff really badly and that there has been some weirdness because of her treating guests on her show badly? I have to say, I kind of have to wonder how updated this person is. It’s a little strange that this poster is only mentioning a general impression they have that she’s a kind of parasite in their conversation.

However, if this post was written before any of that information about Ellen became public, the poster in question has very good instincts. Because it was discovered that she manipulates other people for her own benefit in some way. You should watch the video in which she makes fun of Dakota Johnson for not inviting her to a party and Dakota Johnson calls her out on it by explaining that she did invite Ellen to the party but Ellen didn’t show up. If you haven’t seen the video yet, you should watch it now. It is very satisfying in an odd sort of way.