Classic Buc-ee’s
As all Texans know, this list wouldn’t be complete without one of Buc-ee’s legendary billboard sings! For those of you not familiar with Bus-ee’s, it’s a major Texas-based chain of convenience stores, and like any other business in Texas, they have the most hilarious, to-the-point billboard signs inviting potential customers to visit.
Last time I checked, there were more than three food groups, and neither of them included beer, ice or jerky, although they are essentials in every household. When you’re a convenience store based at a Texan gas station, however, what else are you going to offer?