Lettuce head
Alright, we said we were not here to judge, but enough is enough. You know things have crossed the line to ridiculous (it was a very thin line to begin with) when people are putting lettuce on their heads. The grapefruit mask was one thing, since it was somehow tasteful (and tasty), but this is just too much.
On second thought, we’re not sure whether it’s lettuce or cabbage, but it doesn’t matter, since it’s ridiculous either way. And we can see why he made the hole for the mouth, but doesn’t it miss the whole point of wearing a mask? Perhaps we’re trying to find logic where there is none.