The Exhausted Fish
This fish has been around for a long time, and he’s been caught and tossed back in the water a few times. He’s a pro at this. In spite of this, he’s had enough of the humans’ little game of cat and mouse. No offense, but you just interrupted his breakfast and he doesn’t understand why you need a good image for social media.
“Ugh, these human beings have absolutely no etiquette whatsoever.” Mr. Fish, we’re with you.