Stay Out of the Kitchen
This frozen pizza was clearly mishandled–the person who put it in the oven should probably stay away from all cooking appliances from now on.
We don’t think they should be allowed to order pizza until they’ve first mastered the art of making toast. We’re not convinced they could even manage that. To be honest, this is kind of a depressing sight. It’s not because there is a mess all over their oven, but because we hate to see precious pizza go to waste.