The betrayal is palpable–even from behind our computer screens. Just like the worst friend imaginable, this umbrella abandoned its owner right before it was needed most, leaving them exposed to the storm.
If you thought daddy issues were terrible, just wait until you hear about umbrella issues. This is a much more severe syndrome that can have long-lasting effects. If this happens to you, it’s very unlikely that you’ll ever be able to trust an umbrella again.