Making excuses
When you order a magazine, you expect to get the whole thing- not just the cover. However, that’s all the recipient got, along with an apology note. If you read between the lines of the said apologetic delivery note, it becomes clear that there is no real excuse for what has happened other than them having to handle ‘202 billion pieces of mail per year.’
So, next time you’re feeling gossipy, just google it instead. You’ll get your fill of Kristen Wig’s life story and more without ever having to speak to the person.