What Came First, the Chicken or the Animals?
It’s a well-known fact that birds are not animals, so anyone who didn’t know that a chicken is a type of bird must have their brains turned into slimy soup. How can someone be vegetarian and not know what they’re allowed to eat?

Even if your primary reason for vegetarianism is simply that you don’t enjoy meat – this conversation won’t make any sense, as the other person evidently knows vegetarians abstain from consuming animals. They just think chickens aren’t animals. So what does this individual believe birds are, then? We would all love to know.