Chicken or children
We strongly suggest that you do not eat children; however, chicken is an excellent source of protein. Our favorite ways to eat chicken include barbecue chicken wings and chicken poppers.
It seems that she is not asking for dinner recommendations after all – she is saying that she prefers chicken to children. Well, we can certainly get behind that opinion! Although, it would be nice if there were some poppers included as a bonus side dish with this opinion – so let’s see if we can arrange that.