First Rule of Fight Club: We Don’t Discuss the Toaster Incident
One Reddit user’s post proves that you don’t need a lot of words to deliver a truly haunting horror story. They recount their experience working retail on Black Friday and how it left them feeling afterward. Even just reading their one sentence makes it clear how deeply unsettling the entire event must have been for them.

They observed two adults brawling about a toaster using only their fists. It’s not even an alluring product, so we’re really comprehending their distaste here. Why would you even arrive at the point where you think throwing around fists was an acceptable thing to do?