A Secret Admirer
That explains a lot! This could be the reason we are still single… Let’s chalk it all up to Casper the Friendly Ghost? Until we got to the last line of this tweet, we were on board with blaming Casper the Friendly Ghost.
This young lady must have been single for a long time if she is inviting an apparition to be her lover! We don’t believe we’d ever be comfortable with what she’s suggesting, no matter how long we’ve been single.