All in the family
Even though most people would act disgusted in public, we know that many of you would love to be in Alicent’s shoes. A sugar daddy? Sign me up! What is it about slowly rotting older men that get y’all so excited?
What an excellent method to strengthen close family relationships. Simply marry each other’s closest pals! Why shouldn’t your mother-in-law be your best buddy? Sounds like a fantastic deal to us. Just don’t dwell on the consequences of your friend *being with* your father, and everything is aces.