Overcooked
This situation is so disastrous that it’s almost impressive. The user’s younger sister was tasked with cooking the family turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. It’s a huge responsibility, especially as it would be her very first time cooking turkey.
Unfortunately, she made a complete mess of things. She completely burned the turkey! Thankfully, there was no fire, just a very blackened turkey that nobody could eat. At least this little sister can say that the turkey was well done! (Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves.)