I can fly!
This turkey doesn’t look quite dead to me. In fact, it seems rather lively for a supposed dead bird. Oh wait, now I see. The user must have dropped it instead of actually holding onto it.
Though this one isn’t terrible, it still needs some improvement. If you clean the chicken and cook it, any bacteria will be killed off. Thankfully, they dropped it before cooking, so all their hard work won’t go to waste!