Oh Dear God
You may think you’re doing your body a favor by drinking tea in the morning, but what if you find a dead reptile at the bottom of your cup? The tea might have tasted funny this time, but who could have expected this reason?

We’re not familiar with the hangouts of little newts or salamanders. It seems like a swamp would make more sense than a cupboard for them. Nevertheless, this one snuck into a mug and the internet needed proof in the form of a picture, so here it is!