The Universe Speaks
Do you ever feel like the world is against you? Hopefully not, but there are those days when it seems even your cookie is conspiring to ruin you. Here, a series of very unlucky fortune cookies did exactly that.
The first cookie, which was opened first, claims that everyone believes you’re the greatest. That’s fantastic — except for the fact that the second cookie contradicts this. It asks you to disregard the above advice. This implies no one regards you as excellent. Alternatively, it might imply that everyone thinks you’re terrible. Yikes!