Well son, because uh… *walks away silently*
That’s harsh internet for you, mom! We feel like we’ve fooled our parents at times when in reality they know the truth and are just too afraid to say anything out of fear of making us look bad.
They’ll come in and clean your room without making a sound, put your clothing in the wash, and make sure you always have clean apparel. “Oh, snap!” is something that people say when someone tells them they’ve done something wrong. That was an excellent comeback.