Exorcism-ready
You know how crib fences make it seem like baby jail for our precious bundles of joy? Well, this bed – based on its appearance – isn’t intended for babies. As a result, the question of why someone would need fencing around their bed becomes even more apparent.
The only explanation we could think of was that they were controlled by the Mesopotamian daemon Pazuzu. Even if that’s the case, the parents should probably contact someone. An exorcist, maybe… Someone.