Definitely not haunted
“Hello there, and welcome to the house that’s ripped right out of every horror film ever.” Even if it isn’t a strong sales pitch, we can’t imagine the real estate agent who sold this property saying anything else. What else is there to say?
Is it possible the kid who owns that bike is still alive? Would a fresh coat of paint assist in removing the stains caused by ghosts on the walls? Perhaps, even if the curtains are in excellent condition, despite somehow seeming like the worst element of the whole place. We’d want to know what sales pitch he used, but he just vanished.